This is why I don't do races...

[Danimal]

Not sure what the hell this is, but this is the reason I don't do races. You come around the bend out of breath to see s##t like this. Thought I'd share with all you race junkies.

[dopey048]

I'd run him over. People who dress like that need some real help.

[Danimal]

I'd run him over. People who dress like that need some real help.

James, you out there? I seem to remember a photo of you in similar garb....

[dopey048]

Sorry, my comment was directed to the shoes. That color is totally wrong with that hat.:D

[flombe]

Sorry, my comment was directed to the shoes. That color is totally wrong with that hat.:D

BSON (beer squirting out nostrils)

[RedSquirrel]

Eric, put the weights down, Friday morning with your bro. He's gonna smoke you. Better get going beer bonger. Your mr natural, but got to do the time for the crime baretta. 38x16 edging to 38x15, F2 over?

[flombe]

Eric, put the weights down, Friday morning with your bro. He's gonna smoke you. Better get going beer bonger. Your mr natural, but got to do the time for the crime baretta. 38x16 edging to 38x15, F2 over?

Yes, I am a bad influence on myself. For the record, I sip slowly to get multiple low intensity reps in.....

38x16 is 61.8 GI. How is that for you on the hills? 38 x 15 will be 65.9 GI. Yikes! I switched to 32x16 on the 29er (58 GI) and it is too slow for easy pavement rides, but might be about right for Theo when it opens (rumor is SOON). 32x15 would put me at 61.9 GI. Anyways, enough numerical mumbo jumbo.

No go Friday, wife runs M, W, F mornings. I will be out there soon enough though!

[Trevize1138]

I remember spectating a race at Welch once. The lead 1-2 expert women were mixed in with the middle of the men's pack. The first woman rode by, then 5 or so men and the second woman rode by with some dirt on one side from a fall.

She rounded the corner to pedal away from where I was standing and the audience all saw bare @** showing through ripped shorts. The next male cyclist behind her saw us all staring gape-jawed at the poor woman's wardrobe mistake, smiled and said, "Well, there's an incentive to keep up!"

[fasterfoster]

I remember spectating a race at Welch once. The lead 1-2 expert women were mixed in with the middle of the men's pack. The first woman rode by, then 5 or so men and the second woman rode by with some dirt on one side from a fall.

She rounded the corner to pedal away from where I was standing and the audience all saw bare @** showing through ripped shorts. The next male cyclist behind her saw us all staring gape-jawed at the poor woman's wardrobe mistake, smiled and said, "Well, there's an incentive to keep up!"
Hey! I was in that race!
...and she passed me! :D