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Beau
02-14-2006, 08:36 AM
...with such a small chainring? :)
jitterjepp
02-14-2006, 09:27 AM
...with such a small chainring? :)Get off your bike and run? Prepare to get shot at though. It's a bad deal. Blood all over your clothes, mama cryin....better to just stop, take your lumps and walk away.
berrywise
02-14-2006, 09:50 AM
...with such a small chainring? :)

I usually turn around really quick while pulling my mini pump out my backpack.
manual63
02-14-2006, 10:07 AM
This is such a good first topic for Trials.....:laugh:
bikemike
02-14-2006, 10:26 AM
First don't do it in a small town. All the new law enforcment grads get thier first jobs there. You know 20-21 in great shape. St Peter must have an average age in mid 20's. I mean realy pick up a 40somthing lady for loud pipes on a motorcycle. What do they think they have to prove.
bikemike
02-14-2006, 10:28 AM
By the way the pipes where leagal by 1 db.
Beau
02-14-2006, 12:54 PM
I'm just kidding. I never break the law so I don't have to worry about the fuzz. ;)

I want to build a trials bike.
Magic
02-14-2006, 01:01 PM
Dropping the donut box before I bail always works.:D
ppgc
02-14-2006, 01:30 PM
How about just wearing a t-shirt, you never see them catch anyone on COPS with a t-shirt... I guess t-shirts are camo to cops. :)

-p
SpecHR55
02-14-2006, 03:51 PM
...with such a small chainring? :)

By pedal kicking of course...jeez no brainer
transplant
02-14-2006, 04:00 PM
Have Dick Cheney cover you.
Thewavebb
02-14-2006, 04:14 PM
Have Dick Cheney cover you.


:banana: :banana:
Trialsdave
02-14-2006, 04:23 PM
Have Dick Cheney cover you.

Thats dumb cause he will shoot you not the cop...

I'd say knock a friend off their bike and go that route. Or just jump off the wall your currently riding on and hope the cop is scared of heights. Twinkies will aid in the success of the stunt.
transplant
02-14-2006, 04:36 PM
Thats dumb cause he will shoot you not the cop...

Good point. DUCK AND COVER! DUCK AND COVER!
flombe
02-14-2006, 04:47 PM
Good point. DUCK AND COVER! DUCK AND COVER!

FANTASTIC avatar!
Trialsaddict
02-14-2006, 07:36 PM
...with such a small chainring? :)

You don't. http://www.observedtrials.net/vb/images/smilie/dunno.gif
dumbbikes
02-15-2006, 01:05 AM
What is with this you don't stuff.
bikeforlife
02-15-2006, 07:44 AM
why try to out run them if you can easily out maneuver. all you need to do is to hop up or off of something or ride something they can't walk or run on after you on. because how many cops do you know that can run along a 5" ledge and then drop 10' to flat?
Trialsaddict
02-15-2006, 07:53 AM
What is with this you don't stuff.

I've never had to out run a cop since I've been on a trials bike. They stop and watch instead. :cool:
soupboy
02-15-2006, 10:29 PM
...with such a small chainring? :)

As long as you can outrun your friends does it matter?
Trialsaddict
02-15-2006, 10:34 PM
As long as you can outrun your friends does it matter?

Outrun / gap... whatever works. :D
Trialsdave
02-16-2006, 07:09 AM
Outrun / gap... whatever works. :D

Looks like your screwed. haha