I heard the girls snicker.......

[The Hammer]

as I rode by them at Theo. There they were on the side of the trail resting. What luck. I'd just snagged my shorts on a branch. Yep, that's right, tore em wide open. What could I do. It is a 5 mile ride home on streets and bike paths. I figured I'd ride until dark, then it would be safe to go home under the cover of night. But of course the trail had to double back on itself so I had to ride by them again. How embarassing. Sorry girls. I'll be wearing baggy shorts from now on.

[whitt_travis]

AHAHA! That made my night reading this.

Shoulda brought the duct tape.

[Panman]

That's funny, glad I wasn't riding there tonight.


AHAHA! That made my night reading this.

Shoulda brought the duct tape.
Oh no, don't start on the duck tape. Look out, here comes Shad.. :crazy2:

[TML]

Too funny. I feel for ya, man. I've torn holes in my shorts as well but probably not as bad as yours it sounds.

[Ishmail]

When I used to live in Elk River, I would ride from my house to Hillside. One day I had a mishap where one of the rails on my seat broke and the seat post ripped my Pearl Izumi's from the inside of my leg up to the waistband - probably a 5-6 inch rip. I rode the last 1/3 of the trail standing up and noticed a fair amount of "wind" on my backside. The rip had caused the stiching of the chamois to unravel, so it looked like I had a tail and my bare *ss was exposed for the world to see. Needless to say, I got my fair share of hoots and honks as I crossed Hwy 101...

[Kosk]

And what lesson have we learned here today people?

........Baggies......always wear baggies......leave the lycra to the roadies.

[Homebrew]

Embarassing, C'mon. Be proud man! :banana: What's wrong with a little public nudity?:banana:

[Paul Swenson]

The Human W@ng is a beautiful thing.

-Homer Simpson

[ppgc]

Arn't there enough naked men at Theo that everyone should be used to it by now??? :crazy2:

[SpecHR55]

Whos up for bike streaking around theo tonight? Anyone...........anyone........:D

[bikingbruise]

just cool to see women on the trails. Saw one hottie on Saturday at Theo. You know who you are baby.:crazy2: Oh yea. Oh yea.

[drmrboyalex]

Yay Public Nudity:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:



And what lesson have we learned here today people?

........Baggies......always wear baggies......leave the lycra to the roadies.

So true....as it says in another thread by someone else (i cant remember who...sorry) "I was raised with the beliefs that men dont wear tights" or at least that was the jist of it. lol

[Tetreves]

Yay Public Nudity:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:




So true....as it says in another thread by someone else (i cant remember who...sorry) "I was raised with the beliefs that men dont wear tights" or at least that was the jist of it. lol

But who says we can't? And why can't men wear skirts? It's only taboo because society tells you so. I see nothing morally or fundamentally wrong with it. And if it's comfy then go for it.

And let me tell you, a skirt on a hot summer day is mighty comfy. You should try it.

[Tetreves]

And check out this clothing philosophy:

Skooch (http://www.skoochuglywear.com/index.html)

These people rock, and the clothes they make really are some of the most comfortable (and therefore completely worn out) clothes that I own.

[SpecHR55]

But who says we can't? And why can't men wear skirts? It's only taboo because society tells you so. I see nothing morally or fundamentally wrong with it. And if it's comfy then go for it.

And let me tell you, a skirt on a hot summer day is mighty comfy. You should try it.

Well first off I dont want to see yo wang hangin out if your going commando. And i dont think anybody else does.:D

[drmrboyalex]

Well first off I dont want to see yo wang hangin out if your going commando. And i dont think anybody else does.:D

agreed...i dont need that kind of surprise:shocked:

[Tetreves]

Think long skirt, and masculine.

[SpecHR55]

Think long skirt, and masculine.

Hmmm......that would be a kilt. Scotty!

[Tetreves]

Hmmm......that would be a kilt. Scotty!

No, a kilt would be a kilt, not a skirt. But it has the same comfy ventilation effect. :D

[drmrboyalex]

No, a kilt would be a kilt, not a skirt. But it has the same comfy ventilation effect. :D

kilt (khttp://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/AHD4/GIF/ibreve.giflt)
n.

A knee-length skirt with deep pleats, usually of a tartan wool, worn as part of the dress for men in the Scottish Highlands.
A similar skirt worn by women, girls, and boys.
hmmmmmmmmmm......i think the definition just proved that post wrong:cheesy: :laugh:

[stoneage]

.......I saw the girls nickers.

[Tetreves]

kilt (khttp://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/AHD4/GIF/ibreve.giflt)
n.


A knee-length skirt with deep pleats, usually of a tartan wool, worn as part of the dress for men in the Scottish Highlands.
A similar skirt worn by women, girls, and boys.
hmmmmmmmmmm......i think the definition just proved that post wrong:cheesy: :laugh:


skirt (skûrt)
n.

The part of a garment, such as a dress or coat, that hangs freely from the waist down.
A garment hanging from the waist and worn by women and girls.
A part or attachment resembling the skirt of a garment, especially:
One of the leather flaps hanging from the side of a saddle.
The lower outer section of a rocket vehicle.
A flexible strip hanging from the base of an air-cushion vehicle.
A piece of fabric that extends over or beyond something to afford protection.

An outer edge; a border or margin: <cite>a base camp on the skirt of the mountain.</cite>
skirts The edge, as of a town; the outskirts.
Offensive Slang. A woman.


I see nothing in the definition of skirt that requires pleats. However, your definition of kilt does require pleats. Therefore, a kilt may be a skirt, but a skirt does not have to be a kilt.


So there. :p

[drmrboyalex]

skirt (skûrt)
n.

The part of a garment, such as a dress or coat, that hangs freely from the waist down.
A garment hanging from the waist and worn by women and girls.
A part or attachment resembling the skirt of a garment, especially:
One of the leather flaps hanging from the side of a saddle.
The lower outer section of a rocket vehicle.
A flexible strip hanging from the base of an air-cushion vehicle.
A piece of fabric that extends over or beyond something to afford protection.

An outer edge; a border or margin: <CITE>a base camp on the skirt of the mountain.</CITE>
skirts The edge, as of a town; the outskirts.
Offensive Slang. A woman.


I see nothing in the definition of skirt that requires pleats. However, your definition of kilt does require pleats. Therefore, a kilt may be a skirt, but a skirt does not have to be a kilt.


So there. :p

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:p

[Tetreves]

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:p
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n.
A word having the same or nearly the same meaning as another word or other words in a language.
A word or an expression that serves as a figurative or symbolic substitute for another.
Biology. A scientific name of an organism or of a taxonomic group that has been superseded by another name at the same rank.

I'm sick of this. But I really want that DICKtionary award. I mean assgig. I mean jack off.

[drmrboyalex]

syn·o·nym (shttp://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/AHD4/GIF/ibreve.gifnhttp://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/AHD4/GIF/prime.gifhttp://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/AHD4/GIF/schwa.gif-nhttp://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/AHD4/GIF/ibreve.gifmhttp://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/AHD4/GIF/lprime.gif)
n.

A word having the same or nearly the same meaning as another word or other words in a language.
A word or an expression that serves as a figurative or symbolic substitute for another.
Biology. A scientific name of an organism or of a taxonomic group that has been superseded by another name at the same rank.
I'm sick of this. But I really want that DICKtionary award. I mean assgig. I mean jack off.

im sick of it too....we'll call it a draw...im rootin for ya to get the beat off award...i mean jack gif award:banana:

[Tetreves]

..i mean jack gif award:banana:

Oh yeah, that's what it's called. :D

Is this thread officially hijacked yet? What were we talking about, anyway?

[stoneage]

Is this thread officially hijacked yet? What were we talking about, anyway?

A word or an expression that serves as a figurative or symbolic substitute for another.
Me thinks that you are skirting the issue.

[Panman]

Me thinks that you are skirting the issue.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I declare Alex the winner, a kilt IS a skirt.