Danimal
07-20-2005, 05:26 PM
Check this out... this actually happened to my friend Paul, who lives with his 74 year old mother because he takes care of her and she's a sweetheart of a lady. Anyway Paul went riding and afterwards hung up his camelbak bladder in the bathroom to dry out.
His mother (in his absence) see's it and makes a doctors appointment for him????? Paul returns and his mother asks... "Paul is there something you need to tell me?" Pauls like "no... why?" She says "Are you having any kind of personal problems?" Now he's really confused, (is she concerned about the women I'm seeing or what?) Anyway she then goes into the bathroom and brings out the bladder and she asks "Are we a little backed up? I made a doctors appointment for you at the clinic to see if they can clear your bowels."
He says "what???!!!!" She said that if he's going to use an enema bag to not leave it hanging on the shower rod and noted that she is, after all, his mother, and he could tell her these things if he's having medical problems... after all she did change his diapers 35 years ago.
He told me this and we both died laughing, he then explained to her what it was, then had the embarrassment of cancelling the doctors appointment.
Thought I'd share, it was funny at the time.
His mother (in his absence) see's it and makes a doctors appointment for him????? Paul returns and his mother asks... "Paul is there something you need to tell me?" Pauls like "no... why?" She says "Are you having any kind of personal problems?" Now he's really confused, (is she concerned about the women I'm seeing or what?) Anyway she then goes into the bathroom and brings out the bladder and she asks "Are we a little backed up? I made a doctors appointment for you at the clinic to see if they can clear your bowels."
He says "what???!!!!" She said that if he's going to use an enema bag to not leave it hanging on the shower rod and noted that she is, after all, his mother, and he could tell her these things if he's having medical problems... after all she did change his diapers 35 years ago.
He told me this and we both died laughing, he then explained to her what it was, then had the embarrassment of cancelling the doctors appointment.
Thought I'd share, it was funny at the time.