Class ended early today!

[Cook]

Done with classes early today, hrmm what can I do with myself on a hot sunny day such as this?

:D

[Tetreves]

Run around naked? I mean that's what I would do...

Oh, or you could go biking.:p

[Magic]

Or combine the two and bike naked! Now I'd be willing to leave work early for that.:etard:

[Cook]

Sorry to burst your bubble guys, but there's going to be no combining of the two.

[syntaxjunkie]

Well, if you're really bored, my lawn needs mowing.

Assuming that's of no interest, today would be an excellent day to ride both sides of the River Road. There's always interesting stuff floating in the Mississippi after a big storm.

Head over to Minnehaha Falls and you can score some of the intermittent, undocumented and occasionally challenging singletrack that lurks within. The soil is pretty sandy over there, so I imagine it'll be rideable.

Carbo-load with a huge slice of pizza from Fat Lorenzo's on Cedar Avenue. Watch planes land while your stomach settles. Finish up by riding back through Downtown and mocking all of the people (like me) who've been at work all day while you've been out riding.

[socrates]

Sorry to burst your bubble guys, but there's going to be no combining of the two.

Is that because your bike is broken?

[bolmsted]

Is that because your bike is broken?

No, it's because a helmet is considered clothing and riding without a helmet is unsafe.

[Danimal]

I always wanted to do nude platform diving into a pool of jello. Up for that?

[Cook]

I always wanted to do nude platform diving into a pool of jello. Up for that?

Now that would be an interesting site to see!

[bolmsted]

Now that would be an interesting site to see!

I think by "interesting" she means totally gross.

[Danimal]

You haven't seen my double gainer into a full twist have you :)

[KleinCrazy]

ewwww...

Feet first into jello with no support would just be asking for some really intense pain...


....I like the idea of a Reverse 1 1/2, 1 1/2 and go in with the mouth wide open to enjoy the great taste of boiled down pig skins and artificial flavors...

...Granted off a 10 meter you would be hitting at about 30 mph so survival might be a little difficult.

Would be enjoyable to watch however.

[Aaroneous]

Jeez you guys, no wonder women don't post on here more often. ;)

[Trevize1138]

Jeez you guys, no wonder women don't post on here more often. ;)

I know, it's like when a woman posts onto a computer gaming forum... :crazy:

[syntaxjunkie]

Jeez you guys, no wonder women don't post on here more often. ;)

No kidding. How am I supposed to hawk these kick-ass baby blue MORC women's tee-shirts with you knuckle-dragging neandrathals scaring all of the customers away?

[bolmsted]

Just ignore these guys Melissa and have a good time online gaming on your day off

[socrates]

Jeez you guys, no wonder women don't post on here more often. ;)

What are you talking about...Chris D posts here all the time :D

[socrates]

No kidding. How am I supposed to hawk these kick-ass baby blue MORC women's tee-shirts with you knuckle-dragging neandrathals scaring all of the customers away?

Ummm....one suggestion.....you might wish to reconsider your current model....I think James is a nice guy and all....but....errr....I'm not sure his modeling abilities are really helping you sell them

[syntaxjunkie]

Ummm....one suggestion.....you might wish to reconsider your current model....I think James is a nice guy and all....but....errr....I'm not sure his modeling abilities are really helping you sell them
Yeah, James promised he'd help us with the "cross-over" market, but I'm not sure the results were entirely successful on either side of the fence. Judge for yourself:

http://www.morcmtb.org/photopost/showphoto.php?photo=1281&sort=1&cat=531&page=1

[Danimal]

As Dean Martin always said "Just trying to have a little fun folks". Sorry if I offended you Melissa, I still would like to do the jello thing though.

[Trevize1138]

What are you talking about...Chris D posts here all the time :D

No, it is you who is a woman.

[bigwheel]

FYI, Melissa left a long time ago. She is presumably doing something interesting, unlike the rest of us.

[socrates]

No, it is you who is a woman.

I dare you to come say that to my face you woosy woman! :D

[bolmsted]

FYI, Melissa left a long time ago. She is presumably doing something interesting, unlike the rest of us.

Yeah, I was reading some of this witty banter that has been ping-ponging back and forth here and thinking about the fact that this thread has been hijacked pretty badly AND Melissa probably doesn't even know/care.

[Trevize1138]

I dare you to come say that to my face you woosy woman! :D

Why am I woosy? Is there not enough blood flow to my head at the moment, making me light-headed and off-balance, therefore messing with my inner-ear producing the same side-effect as motion sickness?

Yeah, that is the kind of thing a wussy, as in weak and cowardly, person like you would say. ;)

[syntaxjunkie]

Why am I woosy? Is there not enough blood flow to my head at the moment, making me light-headed and off-balance, therefore messing with my inner-ear producing the same side-effect as motion sickness?
Dude, do you mean woozy?

Woosy isn't even a word.

Unless it's freaky-deeky Dutch or something.

[socrates]

Dude, do you mean woozy?

Woosy isn't even a word.

Unless it's freaky-deeky Dutch or something.

Yeah Yeah...every once in a while I'm forced to do work at work so I have to quickly add my posts

[Trevize1138]

Dude, do you mean woozy?

Woosy isn't even a word.

Unless it's freaky-deeky Dutch or something.

"Woosy" is the British spelling. :crazy:

[manual63]

great taste of boiled down pig skins and artificial flavors...


Didn't we eat some of that last weekend in the form of white puffy things?